Rat Writes
As a R.A.T. of a somewhat refined and debonair demeanor I take it upon my humble self to educate you humans on the proper manner in which to adore and worship my distinguished associates, and I hereby introduce you crude apes to the multitude of vulgarities you have bestowed upon us poor innocent R.A.T.S. (that’s Rather Amazing Terrestrials).
Rattus norvegicus
